True friends bring a roll of toilet paper to your dorm at 2AM

disteal:

What I wouldn’t give for some Lalonde/Sollux snarkfests
-sigh-

disteal:

What I wouldn’t give for some Lalonde/Sollux snarkfests

-sigh-

I’m sitting on my floor in only underwear

littlesketchy:

samofbob:

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just

yes…yes i do

hillbillyinablimp:

dreamofserenity626:






DIES FROM CUTE

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

lustfuldemoness:

"Hey we need a way to establish a character’s badassery before the major conflict starts"

"I’VE GOT IT"

image

buron:

Undercliff Drive (16)



©buron - September ‘14

buron:

Undercliff Drive (16)

©buron - September ‘14

weather

citytowns:

zodiac—signs:

Aries: typhoons 
Taurus: dry and hot
Gemini: sleet 
Cancer: snow
Leo: sunny
Virgo: windy
Libra: cloudy 
Scorpio: hail
Sagittarius: wildfire 
Capricorn: thunderstorm
Aquarius: mist
Pisces: rainy

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

He had heard about talking to plants in the early seventies, on Radio Four, and thought it was an excellent idea. Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.
What he did was put the fear of God into them.
More precisely, the fear of Crowley.
In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it… “
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.
Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, “Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch” (via youngadultlityay)

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself