So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
cool girls club
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
sometimes i forget how gay i am
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”